Christmas Special menus and recipes

Our friends at Palingates have exchanged loads of recipes over the holidays and Sleuth collected them for easy reference. Here they are:

Wesinoregon


Merry Christmas from Oregon everyone.
Here's a quick breakfast idea if anyone wants an early start in the morning. I made one earlier today for breakfast.

1 1/2 cups shredded potatoes, onion, bell peppers, mushrooms, or anything else you might like. (I added sausage)
1/4 cup fat-free egg product or 2 plain eggs.
1/2 cup milk
1/4 cup Bisquick
1 teaspoon salt OR a salt blend (I used Cajun)
1/3 cup shredded Cheddar cheese

1. Heat oven to 375°F. Spray bottom and side of 8- or 9-inch glass pie plate with cooking spray. Spread potatoes in bottom of pie plate.
2. In medium bowl, mix remaining ingredients except cheese with wire whisk or fork until well blended. Pour over potatoes. Sprinkle cheese over top.
3. Bake 20 to 22 minutes or until eggs in center are set.
Double amounts if you want a thicker one. I did! But use a 8 x 8 square pan with higher sides.

Ginny


Merry Christmas! I think I just make my best pumpkin pie ever! Woo Hoo! (I'm not the best, most natural cook in the world, LOL!). My new trick is to very slowly, over low heat, pre-cook the filling just until it gets thick and leaves a "trace" when you dribble some filling from the spoon onto the surface. Then I pre-bake my pie crust (store bought, because I'm still afraid to make a homemade pie crust!), pour in the filling, and baked it for about 30 minutes at 350F. Here's my recipe if anyone is interested:

15 oz. can of Farmer's Market brand pumpkin puree (the best in my opinion!)
1/2 cup sugar (I use that organic, slightly tan/brown granulated stuff, it has a touch of brown sugar flavor without the hassle)
3/4 tsp cinnamon
heaping 1/4 tsp clove
1/4 tsp ginger
scant 1/8 tsp allspice
a dash or so of nutmeg (I'm not a huge nutmeg fan)

--Mix all of that well, then add in
3 beaten eggs
Then 1 cup whole milk, or half-n-half, or cream (depending on how creamy you want it)
Heat slowly in a heavy bottomed saucepan over low heat with constant stirring (I use a silicon-coated whisk), then pour into the pre-baked pie shell. About 30 minutes at 350F.
Now if I can just get my shortbread to come out as well!

Ripley in CT


It's called TOURTIERE in French. My mom sent me the recipe her grandmother used to make. The measurements are approximate.

Preheat oven to 400.
2 lb ground pork
1 lb ground beef
1 large onion, chopped
3 celery stalks, chopped
3 boiled potatoes
3 slices of day-old bread
Poultry seasoning (I use Bell's.. the best)- approximately 1-2 Tbsp I find is best
Salt and pepper to taste. (like maybe 1.5 tsp salt, and 1 tsp pepper)
I also add a little crushed garlic... because I like garlic ;) If you want, you can add other things like shredded carrots, or use ground turkey instead of the beef. It's rather fluid :) I like it simple.

Cook pork, beef, onion, celery and seasonings in a large pot till done, usually around 45 minutes. Cook over medium heat, do not burn. Mix it all up and break up the meat as you go. In the meantime, cook the potatoes whole, or cut in half. If you use regular (not red) potatoes, leave the skins ON. Peel them before you add them later.

Break up the bread in to small pieces (I used bread I made last weekend). When the potatoes are done, (peel if necessary and) cut them up into smallish, irregular pieces. I like red potatoes so I don't have to peel them. Not mashed, just busted up.

When the meat is done, drain the fat. Add bread and potatoes and mix well.
Stick it all in a deep dish pie shell and cover with top crust. Make slits in the top to let steam escape. Bake around 40 minutes. I use foil on the edges during the first 15 minutes so it doesn't burn.

That's it. I make mine the night before and re-heat it in the morning for breakfast. All the men in my family eat it with Ketchup. When I used to eat meat, I liked it just as is.

Sdilmoak


CREMA DI LIMONCELLO
1 LITER GRAIN ALCOHOL (190 PROOF)...I could not find...used 151 proof Everclear instead
2 1/2 quarts Parmalat whole milk (ultra-pasteurized in the brick boxes)
12 lemons (wash with hot water to remove wax and dry)
8 cups sugar
3 packets of Vanillina pura (Vanillin, each packet .05 grams)
1 covered glass or ceramic bowl or large jar ( Do NOT us plastic)
Funnel
Cheesecloth ( a must!)
DAY 1

Peel off the rind (zest) from the 12 lemons. Be careful not to peel off any of the white pith as this will make the final product bitter. I used a good potato peeler or you could use a zester.
Place the rinds in the bowl. Pour the alcohol into the bowl and stir. Cover tightly and set aside for the next 10 days, stirring once a day. (do not let sit any longer than 20 days)
DAY 11

Slowly bring to a boil the 2 1/2 quarts Parmalat milk, add the sugar , while milk is boiling stir until completely dissolved, ....do let let milk burn!
Once sugar is completely dissolved, set aside to cool. Add the Vanillina (comes in small packets like Sweet and Low....i could only find at a Natural Food store)
After cooling, pour mixture of alcohol and lemon peels through a funnel lined with cheescloth into the cooled milk.

Stir mixture and pour into small saved Perrier bottles (or any bottles you want) through cheesecloth and a funnel again. Screw caps on.
I went to the craft store and bought flattened yellow marbles and hot glued them on top fo the metal caps and made fun yellow and green hang tags, saying "Crema Di Limoncello", home brewed for you by __________________________
KEEP IN FREEZER....NO WORRIES...IT DOES NOT FREEZE BECAUSE OF ALL THE ALCOHOL. The flavor is best enhanced when it is very cold.

I made a DOUBLE batch....you should too....once you start giving them as gifts, you get more requests! ;0) You will love this stuff as an after dinner sipping liquor!
I also have the recipe for Crema di Orancello which I will make next year.
Enjoy!

Disqusux


Christmas Zuccotto
Serves 10-12
2 x 8" vanilla sponge cakes
1/4 cup maraschino liqueur
1/2 lb mascarpone
1/2 lb ricotta, drained
2 tablespoons confectioners sugar
1/2 pint cream, whipped
1/2 cup chopped glace fruit
1/2 cup toasted hazelnuts, chopped
4 ozs dark chocolate

Line a 8" mixing bowl with plastic film.
Cut each sponge into 3 horizontal discs. Cut the discs to line the bowl, patching any gaps with leftover sponge. Brush the sponge with maraschino liqueur. Set aside remaining maraschino liqueur and sponge for finishing the zuccotto. Place the mascarpone, ricotta and confectioners sugar in the food processor and pulse until smooth. Add half the whipped cream to the mascarpone/ricotta mixture, together with the glace fruit and hazelnuts. Fill the sponge dome with the mixture, creating a space in the middle; this will be filled with the chocolate mixture.
Melt the chocolate and when slightly cooled add to the whipped cream. Spoon into the centre of the dome. Place a sponge lid on top of the filling and brush with the remaining maraschino liqueur. Cover with plastic film, place a tray or plate on top and weight it down with some jars or tins overnight. When the zuccotto has set, turn it out on to a plate or wire rack and prior to serving sift confectioners sugar over it.

If you're a chocoholic and you have plenty of time, you can drizzle the zuccotto all over with warm chocolate ganache then return it to the fridge. Repeat a couple of times to create a thick smooth coating.

CHOCOLATE GANACHE:
1/2 lb dark chocolate
1 1/2 cups cream
Melt the chocolate and cream together and stir until smooth.

giddyup


Creme Brulee French Toast
1 stick unsalted butter
1 cup packed br sugar
2T corn syrup
1 (8-9 inch) loaf challah (or Italian) bread
5 large eggs
1 1/2 cup half and half
1t vanilla
1t Grand Marnier (optional)
1/4 t salt

-In small heavy sauce pan melt butter, br sugar, and corn syrup over moderate heat stirring until smooth
-Pour into 13x9x2 pan
-Cut 6 one inch slices of bread (from the center), trim crusts (I leave 'em)
-Arrange bread slices in one layer in baking dish, squeezing them slightly to fit.
-In a bowl, whisk together eggs, half n half, vanilla, GM, and salt until combined well, then pour over bread
-Chill bread mixture, covered, in refrigerator at least 8 hours, or up to one day (I love that you basically make this ahead!)
-Preheat oven to 350, and bring bread mixture to room temp.
-Bake, uncovered, in middle of oven until puffed and edges are pale golden...35-40 minutes.

KatieAnnieOakley

Easy Rum Cake (with variations)

Ingredients
1/2 cup minced walnuts (or 1/3 cup minced pecans & ½ cup shredded coconut)
1 (18.25 ounce) package yellow (or butter-pecan) mix
1/2 cup dark rum - I like Meyers Dark (or you can use Coconut rum, spiced rum, etc.)
4 eggs
1/2 cup water (or ½ cup coconut milk, pineapple juice, etc.)
1/2 cup vegetable oil
1 (3.5 ounce) package instant vanilla (or coconut cream pudding mix)

Glaze
1/2 cup butter
1/8 cup water (or pineapple juice)
1/2 cup white sugar
1/4 cup white rum - I like Appleton Estates

Directions
Preheat oven to 325 degrees F (165 degrees C). Grease and flour a 10 inch tube or Bundt pan. Sprinkle nuts (and shredded coconut if making Coconut cream version) over the bottom of the pan.

Mix together the cake mix, 1/2 cup dark rum, eggs, 1/2 cup water (or coconut milk), oil, and vanilla (or coconut) pudding mix. Pour batter over the nuts in the pan.

Bake for 45 to 60 minutes. Cool slightly, then invert cake on a serving plate. Deeply pierce the rounded top of the cake all the way around with a meat fork many times.

To Make The Glaze: Melt the butter in a saucepan. Stir in 1/8 cup water (or pineapple juice) and the 1/2 cup sugar. Boil for 5 minutes, stirring constantly. Remove glaze from heat, and stir in 1/4 cup rum.

Pour slightly cooled glaze back into the bundt / tube pan. Then, carefully replace cake (top side down) back into the baking pan to absorb the glaze through the piercing in the top. After about 30 minutes, or when cake has absorbed all the glaze, turn onto doily-covered cake platter, and garnish with powered sugar.

I always make extra glaze to then drizzle over the “bottom” of the cake, but I will boil-away the alcohol on that portion of the glaze. My family loves “strong-tasting” foods.

You may substitute many ingredients. For example, you may want to use yellow cake mix with just coconut cream pudding mix and walnuts; or butter pecan cake mix with coconut milk and plain dark rum. Adding pineapple makes this a Pina Colada Rum Cake. Feel free to play with this recipe. Dark rum works best IN the cake & white rum works best for the glaze. I like Meyers dark rum best.

Menus!!!!

Ivyfree
There's a budget-fracturing prime rib thawing on the counter, an eggnog cheesecake finished in the fridge, goop made for the baked potatoes, cranberry sorbet made and curing in the freezer, and I'm working on the mac and cheese. (Preschooler grandson will eat mac and cheese happily every day of his life.)

I still have to do the apple crumble, caramel sauce, cinnamon ice cream, and strawberry ice cream (for daughter who doesn't like cinnamon/caramel stuff) and the prep on the salmon (daughter doesn't eat beef). And I need to cook the chicken for the salad. Then I get to clean the house. Slow and steady. I'm taking a Palin-break.

Tomorrow I make the rolls and salad, and I decided to turn the leftover cinnamon rolls into a bread pudding with LOTS of rum. Hey, it's my dinner- anyone else is free to offer to cook if they don't like what I turn out. Later tonight, I'm going to dig out the gin and tonic. Happy holidays!

Sleuth
I have a leg of lamb marinating in olive oil, rosemary, thyme, fresh ground pepper, crushed garlic and wine. Side dishes are roasted potato, oven baked sweet potato fries, green bean casserole, seasoned greens (in this case, spinach) and fresh-baked artisan bread. Dessert is peach cobbler and applesauce cake and, just added tot he menu, butterscotch brownies.
Breakfast is French toast using the buttermilk cinnamon-raisin artisan bread I baked 2 days ago, and fresh-made raisin syrup.

AKRNC
We had our traditional Christmas Eve dinner, a variation on the Italian Seven Fishes dinner. It has changed a lot from when my grandmother did it the old style way. We have fresh fish, clams, mussels, shrimp, crab, fettucini alfredo, and Italian Bread Soup, a family favorite! With having little ones who had to get home and leave cookies and milk for Santa and carrots for the reindeer, we're home early enough to finish a few last minute things for tomorrow. We host a Christmas buffet that starts around 3:00 and lasts until the final guest leaves. We serve a variety of hot and cold foods, deviled clams, crab cakes, rolled boneless rib roast that you slice really thin, putting it these soft fresh rolls with au jus and the little sandwiches melt in your mouth, love the horseradish dressing on it, too. We'll also have macaroni & cheese, potato salad, steamed shrimp, meatballs & gravy and a variety of cheeses, cold veggies w/dips, and a dessert table. I started doing the buffet when my children got older because their friends wanted to visit or they wanted to go and visit all their friends. It was easier than trying to plan a nice dinner that everyone would sit down to with the kids wanting to hurry up, eat and leave. It wasn't worth spending hours in the kitchen to sit for 20 minutes and I wouldn't let them leave until everyone was done so it all worked out better for everyone, not to mention, I get to spend almost all my time with guests and get everything ready ahead of time.

Ivyfree
Roast is in the oven. Salmon is prepped and ready to go in. Rolls are baked and smell wonderful- I made a special teddybear-shaped roll for the grandson. Potatoes are prepped and wrapped in foil. Green bean casserole- son-in-law's fave- is made and ready to go into the oven. Mac and cheese, all ready to go into the oven. (No mixes here! Even though, unlike Sarah, I CAN read the directions on a box!) Goop is made for the baked potatoes. I have made strawberry ice cream for daughter, baked an apple crumble and made cinnamon ice cream to top it and caramel sauce to top that, and because Mr. Free does not care for ice cream, I have made him a cranberry sorbet. Because I am having guests tomorrow for Boxing Day, I also made an eggnog cheesecake kind of as an extra, but I'm hanging onto those cinnamon buns because they will be a bread pudding by tomorrow dinnertime.

All I have left to do is toss a salad, which I will do right before dinner. Nothing worse than soggy greens.

I have the thought, "it's Miller time" but it's really Standard Time- which means it's three pm according to my body, not 2 pm- so I'm breaking out the gin.

Beef in Beer

I was sent this delicious and very warming recipe by my niece Laurita, a big food enthusiast. I had this dish many years ago at a friend's house and she used Guinness instead of ale. It was fantastic!

Ingredients

3 tablespoons vegetable oil
2 large onions, sliced thinly
2 garlic cloves, sliced thinly
450 g thickly sliced carrots
1 to 1.2 kg beef chuck, in 5cm chunks
a few sprigs of fresh thyme, parsley and rosemary
2 bay leaves
750ml ale or beer (Guinness works very well)
salt and freshly ground black pepper

For the bread topping:
twelve 2.5cm thick slices from a French baguette
2 tablespoons Dijon mustard
1 tablespoon fresh chopped parsley

Preparation

Heat the oil in the pot over a medium heat on the hob. Add the onions, garlic, and carrots and fry just until they begin to colour. Use a slotted spoon to remove them. Use the upturned lid as a holding plate.

Add the beef in two batches and brown evenly. Remove the pan from the heat.

Preheat the oven to 275°F/140°C/Gas Mark 1. Return all the browned ingredients to the pot. Add the herbs, tied together to make a bouquet garni, with the beer, seasoning, and 125ml water. Stir together, cover, and cook in the oven for 3 to 3 ½ hours until the beef is very tender.

Spread one side of each bread slice with the mustard. When the beef is tender check the liquid level, which should be just covering the meat. Add a little more beer, if necessary, and remove the bouquet garni.

Push the bread, mustard side up, into the top of the liquid, squeezing the slices tightly together. Return, uncovered, to the oven for 20 minutes longer to lightly colour and crisp the bread. Sprinkle with the chopped parsley.

If it suits your schedule better, the beef can be cooked at a lower temperature for a longer time, such as 225°F/110°C/ Gas Mark 1⁄4 for 5 to 6 hours.

Lebkuchen Cookies - Guest Post

I spent a few days in Paris and had a lovely surprise waiting for me in my inbox: A lovely recipe, ready to share!

It came from Heidi3, our friend from Palingates, making this the first guest post on "Do I Smell Burning?"

Guest post by Heidi3

This recipe came originally from my great-grandmother, who arrived in America from Dantzig, Germany. It was her daughter, my grandma Olga, born in 1894, and who lived to age 102 (!) who taught me how to bake these German Christmas cookies when I was a teenager. It is a time-consuming project, but well worth it.

Ingredients

1 cup clover honey (any light honey is fine). You will need to buy two 8 oz. jars, because this 1 cup is a dry cup measure.

1 cup light molasses ("Grandma's Light Unsulfured" is best)

2 eggs

2 cups light brown sugar, packed

1/2 cup sour cream

1-1/2 teaspoons baking soda (fresh! - this is the only leavening)

1 teaspoon ground nutmeg

1 teaspoon ground cinnamon

1 teaspoon ground cloves

1 to 2 teaspoons salt

5 cups (and as much as 7 cups) sifted unbleached all-purpose white flour
Note: This needs to be an extrememly stiff dough, so keep adding flour, but no more than 7 cups total. Any more will make the cookies "tough".

1/2 cup blanched slivered almonds, pre-dried in oven, but not toasted

1/2 cup walnut pieces

1/2 cup mixed candied fruit (important: pick out the red cherries first)

Blanched almond halves for cookie top decoration:
Buy a 4 oz. package of unblanched whole almonds. Boil a pot of water, and when boiling, remove from heat and immediagtely put in the almonds. Let sit 1/2 hour (no longer, or the skins will stain the white almonds). "Pinch" the almonds from their skins. Let dry 1/2 hour, then they should fall into halves easily.


Preparation

(Blanching the almond halves and some steps below can be done in advance)

Fine grind together: The 1/2 cup very dry slivered almonds, 1/2 cup walnut pieces, and the 1/2 cup candied fruit.

Measure honey, molasses and brown sugar into a medium pot, and over a low heat, warm enough to melt sugar, and make sure no lumps are left. Let mixture cool 1/2 hour.

Beat eggs a bit, then add eggs, sour cream, and ground candied fruit/nut mixture to the honey-molasses-sugar mixture. Pour into very large bowl.

Measure out 5 cups flour before sifting. Add soda, spices and salt, and sift together 2-3 times to ensure equal distribution. In very large bowl, stir flour into honey mixture, adding flour as needed to get a very stiff dough. Cover bowl and refrigerate overnight.

Roll out small portions of dough using floured sleeve over rolling pin, on a floured pastry cloth. Keep rest of dough refrigerated. Roll to 1/4" - 3/8" thick. Using a cardboard cutting pattern, cut out 1-1/2" x 2-1/2" cookies. Press blanched almond half, flat side down, into center of each cookie top.

Using a very lightly greased cookie sheet (or parchment paper, but truthfully I've never tried the paper before), bake 7-8 minutes at 350 degrees. Over-greasing the sheet will lead to unwanted crispy edges. It's best to bake only one sheet of cookies at a time.

Yield: Approximately 10 dozen soft, chewy cookies

MERRY CHRISTMAS From "Heidi3's" German Great-Grandma!!

***

Heidi3 must have read my mind. These are my favourite cookies and I can't find the really nice ones in our little corner of France... 10 dozen seems about right for my needs, yum yum!

Improvised version of Potatoes Florentine

I was tired of the same old potatoes and decided to improvise a dish by adding creamed spinach and tomatoes to see what happened. Of course, the dishes containing spinach acquire the posh "Florentine" title, which helps awaken the taste buds...

Ingredients

2 or 3 medium potatoes per person
Enough creamed spinach for a generous layer
Fresh cream
2 or 3 tomatoes, again to make a layer
Grated cheese (I used Emmenthal, but Cheddar works just as well)
Salt & pepper to taste

Preparation

Wash and/or peel the potatoes. Parboil them, slice them and reserve (at this point, I drizzled them with olive oil and kept them in the pan where they were cooked). Chop the spinach, season with salt & pepper and a pich of nutmeg, then add some fresh cream. Slice the tomatoes and grate the cheese. In an ovenproof dish, put a layer of creamed spinach on the bottom, a layer of tomatoes, a layer of grated cheese and finish with a layer of potatoes. Place in a pre-heated oven until the potatoes are golden. I cheated on the spinach and used frozen épinards à la crème. I was improvising, after all... I regret not using some garlic (that was very out of character!) and I think it would make the dish a lot better.

You may wish to alter the order of the layers (but not the potato layer) or add some grated cheese on top of the potatoes for the last ten minutes or so. Introduce any variations according to your own tastes and see where it takes you. The idea is to make potatoes more interesting...

Pumpkin, carrot and beetroot soup

Pumpkins are plentiful at this time of the year so I made a soup that will give you a bumper dose of the important anti-oxidant beta carotene. It was delicious!

Ingredients

Pumpkin, diced
Carrots
Beetroots
Trimmed leeks
A couple of potatoes
Dry white wine
Paprika
Chicken bouillon
Onion and garlic
A small amount of grated ginger
Salt & pepper to taste.

Preparation

Dice onions, chop garlic, cut all vegetables into chunks. I didn't give exact amounts of anything, you can vary according to taste and how much soup you're making. In a large pan, fry the onions until golden. Add the veggies, mix well, add the garlic, paprika, ginger, white wine and enough bouillon for the amount of vegetables. Adjust seasoning. Simmer for about 1 hour. Check that everything is cooked, whizz the lot in a blender, re-heat gently, taste and adjust seasoning and serve.

The colour of this soup is something to behold! I forgot to take a photo of my own soup, but the one in the photo above looks quite similar to what we enjoyed the other evening.

A sweet taste from my childhood

This a very simple sweet treat, ideal for birthday parties. In Brazil, no birthday party for children is complete without it. When we went to Brazil in 1994, our children were little and our elder son, who was around 10 years old, couldn't have enough of them. They are called "Brigadeiro."

More recently, I introduced the guests to Peter's birthday lunch party to these delights and I must say, they didn't last very long...

Ingredients

1 can of sweetened condensed milk (400g/14oz)
4 soupspoons of cocoa. (I used half a 200g/8oz bar of dark chocolate, i.e. 100g/4oz).
1 tablespoon of unsalted butter
Chocolated strands/ granulated chocolate

Preparation

Pour the condensed milk into a pan, mix the chocolate (straight if powder, melted in the microwave or bain marie if using the other option), add the butter. Cook it on low heat, mixing all the time until it comes off the bottom of the pan.

Spread the mix onto a plate and wait for it to be cool enough to be handled. Rub some butter onto hands, get a small portion of the mix with a teaspoon, roll into a ball, roll it into the chocolate strands and place it in a small paper cup. Do it until the mixture is finished. A more "grown-up" alternative is to roll the little balls into some cocoa instead of the chocolate strands.

You may have to wash your hands a few times during the rolling because your hands will become sticky and it will be difficult to roll the little balls properly.

Unless you're not a fan of chocolate, it's impossible to have only one of these...

I found a youtube demo, but the children use sweetened chocolate powder. I prefer it a bit less sweet...

Potato, leek and watercress soup

The chill in the weather has inspired me to make soups! This one turned out incredibly delicious although the ingredients are very simple.

Ingredients

8 medium potatoes
3 medium leeks, trimmed
A generous handful of watercress
1 large onion
2 cloves of garlic
Some parsley
Chicken bouillon (I used a very nice bouillon they sell in cubes over here)
Salt & pepper to taste

Preparation

Scrub and chop the potatoes into chunks, slice the leeks, dice the onions, chop the garlic. Fry the onions in a large pan with some olive oil. Add potatoes and leeks, mix well, add garlic, mix and add the bouillon. Add more water to nearly fill the pan. Season with salt & pepper to taste, reduce to a moderate simmer and cook for about 45 minutes. Add the watercress and parsley, just long enough to wilt, then put the lot into a blender (I had to do it in two batches), whizz it well, return to the pan to reheat it a little bit, taste and adjust seasoning and serve with crackers or French bread.

We had seven bowls of soup between the two of us (not all at once!).

Nutrition tip

Watercress is very good for cleansing the lungs and it's a rich source of vitamin C, calcium, folic acid, potassium and beta-carotene.

Leeks are rich in minerals: iron, potassium, magnesium, copper and calcium. They are low in calories and also contain a lot of different vitamins: A, B1, B2, B3, B9 (folic acid) and C.

Potatoes are rich in potassium (concentrated in the skin), vitamins A, B and flavonoids (good antioxidants). Without lashings of butter, potatoes are not fattening, as they are 70/80% water.

Not Cordon Bleu

Regina & Peter, still slim after all these years

If anybody thinks I'm some cordon-bleu chef, let me dispel the misconception. All the recipes that I describe as having cooked myself were borrowed from friends and family, collected from magazines or invented over 30-odd years of trial and error.

When I got married to my first husband in 1977, we were on a very tight budget (story of my life!) and we took in a lodger, who happened to be one of his old schoolmates doing a PhD in organic chemistry at University College London. Geoff paid for full board and arrived from UCL very hungry, eager for some culinary delights. Poor thing... After a few weeks of suffering in silence, he gave me a lovely present, which I still have to this day: a basic cookery book! Martin the husband had very numb tastebuds (his mother was a lousy cook), or else he chose to suffer in silence forever.

The improved cooking skills, sponsored by good old Geoff, didn't save that marriage, but at least Peter managed to marry a person capable of much more than boiling an egg. That book Geoff gave me is the only proper cookery book I own, apart from a recent one I was given at our local supermarket, a notebook where I write things down and put magazine cuttings, and a fundraising recipe booklet from our sons' school.


The recipes on this blog are simple, everyday fare. Blog is short for weblog. Well, since I started it, I've been photographing everything as it happens, what an appropriate term!

I found out that a limited budget can work wonders for the imagination. When I married Peter in 1984, money was extremely limited. We used to buy very economical cuts of meat, heaps of vegetables and I would invent all sorts of variations with the ingredients available. Nothing was wasted and what wasn't eaten on one occasion would be turned into soup. The years when we were a bit more affluent were the worst in terms of eating a balanced diet and I was less adventurous in the kitchen.

As they say, "necessity is the mother of invention."

Strange looking banana dessert

I promised the recipe for the gross looking banana dessert. It's quick, simple and very yummy. I thought it would be better to have the main photo of "before" bananas, as the "after" doesn't look terribly appealing...

Ingredients

1 1/2 ripe bananas per person
Sugar
Cinnamon
Fortified wine or liqueur (marsala, madeira, port, sherry, etc)

Preparation

The bananas have to be spotty. Bananas that are not ripe enough give very disappointing results. The starch turns into sugar as the bananas ripen and starchy bananas would have a "wooly" consistencyas opposed to soft and smooth. The taste is not that great either.

Cut the bananas in half, then halve again lengthwise. Place the pieces in a frying pan, sprinkle generously with sugar and a bit less generously with cinnamon. Add a bit of water and cook it on medium heat until the sugar has caramelized. Turn the bananas carefully to keep the pieces intact. When the whole thing looks brown, splash it with your preferred booze, sprinkle some more cinnamon over it, cover for a couple of minutes and serve.

I used something called Mandorla, which is Marsala wine flavoured with almonds, because it was all I had in the cupboard.

If you arrange the bananas carefully on a plate, they'll look far less disgusting than mine. A scoop of vanilla ice cream or a bit of cream would also help the appearance...

Thrifty chicken soup

The weather decided to cool down considerably, which calls for... soup!

When I cooked Caroline's Chicken about 10 days ago, I ended up with 12 thigh bones, still with some meat attached to them, so into the freezer they went, waiting for last night. Peter loves soup and was a happy bunny when offered a large bowl (or two) of turbo-charged chicken soup.

I used the veggies I had in the fridge. If I had more, I would have used them too. Leeks spring to mind...

Ingredients

Chicken bones (I used the 12 I saved, but you can use a lot less or it can be a saved chicken carcass from the Sunday roast, for example. You may also use a couple of thighs, not just the bones)
2 medium potatoes
2 carrots
2 medium turnips
1 large onion
2 small beetroots
Some tomato juice or purée (not much, just enough to add some tang and colour)
2 cloves of garlic
A generous dash of Worcestershire sauce
1 or 2 glasses of dry wine, white or rosé ( I used rosé because that's what I had in the fridge)
Herbs: I chose tarragon, but you may prefer parsley, oregano, basil, whatever tickles your tastebuds.
A sprinkling of ground cinnamon
Some sweet paprika
Salt & pepper to taste

1 cup of rice (more or less, depending on how much soup you're making. You want the grains swimming in the liquid, not a mushy mess)

Preparation

Chop the garlic and dice the onion. Dice all the vegetables. Fry the onions in some olive oil in a large pan until golden. Add the chicken and mix well. Add the garlic, the herbs, spices, salt, the Worcestershire sauce, stir some more. Add the wine to deglaze, add sufficient water, bring to the boil then reduce to a simmer. Taste, adjust and cook for around 1 hour.

Take the bones out, saving as much meat as possible. Discard the bones, then put everything in the blender, whizz very well and return to the pan (if you blender is powerful, don't worry about leaving some cartilage, it all disappears and it's good for you). Bring the soup back to a gentle boil, add the rice. Wait for a bit, reduce to a simmer and make sure there's no rice stuck to the bottom of the pan. It's a good idea to stir it occasionaly, so the rice doesn't stick to the bottom. When the rice is cooked, taste again, adjust seasoning and serve with French bread or crackers. You may use those tiny pasta shapes for soups as a variation.

The strange looking thing in the small bowl may look disgusting, but it's a very tasty banana dessert. I'll post the recipe later.

As I had all those bones, I ended up making a large pan of soup, but Peter had two large bowls last night (I had the one you see in the skewy photo above, not filled to the brim like Peter's) and we had the rest for lunch today, with crispy bacon, rye bread and some St Agur cheese on the side.

(One day I'll learn to photograph food like they do in the recipe books... but they cheat and spray all sorts of things on the food to make it look good.)

Crème Caramel (cheat's version)

This is a quick way to produce a very tasty and smooth crème caramel. You may wish to make a big one in a round tin (with hole or not) or individual portions. Bear in mind that it's cooked in bain marie, so you'll need another pan to accommodate whatever you're using.

Ingredients for pudding

1 tin of sweetened condensed milk (400g/14oz)
1 + 1/2 tins of ordinary milk (measured in the above tin once you've emptied it)
1 level teaspoon of cornstarch (cornflour)
3 eggs

Ingredients for sauce

1 generous cup of sugar
3 tbspoons of water to start

Preparation

I start with the sauce so it can rest and dissolve properly while I'm faffing with the rest of the recipe.

If using a large tin, you can melt the sugar directly in the same tin. Put the sugar and water in the tin and place on high heat until the sugar melts and colours ( be careful not to burn it, it tastes very bitter!), stirring all the time. Add more (boiling) water, keep stirring and adjust quantities. Add more sugar if you think you don't have enough sauce and so on. Leave it to rest and dissolve while you make the pudding mix. If using individual dishes, make sauce in a separate pan, then put some sauce into each dish.

Put all the ingredients in a blender, starting with the condensed milk so you can use the tin to measure the milk. Let it whizz for a couple of minutes, pour the mixture carefully and slowly into whatever dishes you're using, on top of the sauce. Cook it in bain marie until it looks firm (about 1 hour). It doesn't matter if it's a bit soft in the middle if making a big one, as long as the edges look firm, it will set when cool.

Bain marie can be done on the cooker top: one pan inside the other. Start with boiling water, then reduce the heat to just above a simmer. I cover my pan (mine is a special pan for this purpose). Individual portions will require a very large pan or perhaps two pans? It can also be made in the oven, but I'm not 100% sure about temperatures and cooking time. I looked up the recipe on a French website and they recommend 140C/285F for 1 hour. Again, one pan in another pan of boiling water, but in this case you can use a roasting tin. Make sure the water can't spill into the dishes if making individual portions, whichever method you use.

Leave it to cool completely, run a knife around the edges and carefully turn it into a round and lipped serving dish or individual bowls. If at this point you think you don't have enough sauce, make some more and pour over it.

I collected some photos of crème caramel so you can see the variety of presentations, which would be a handy guide on what type of dishes can be used to make it.

Enjoy!







Examples of bain marie in the oven:



(Peter just had a look at the draft for the post, saw the photos and is salivating again!)

Eating habits in rural France and some other places

We live in a village in the Correze, in the heart of rural France. We have observed the locals for the past 4 years and their eating habits are very different from those of urban Brits. If you live and work in London, your lunch hour is more likely to be a half hour or a quick snack at your desk. Some people "do" lunch as part of their business, feeding and watering their clients, but as a rule, lunch is a very short, hurried affair and could not be called a proper meal.

Across the the channel, a few hundred miles down the A20, it's a very different story. At 12pm on the dot a very loud siren, which the French call klaxon, screams in each village. The French down their tools and go for a two-hour lunch. Some go home, but those working more than a certain distance from home eat at the nearest decent restaurant, courtesy of their bosses. Menus range from 7 euros (US$9.45) to 12 euros (US$16.20).

The cheaper menus consist of the plat du jour, dessert or cheese and a small black coffeee. One of the nearby villages has two restaurants offering a veritable feast for 11 euros.

Auberge du Rochefort, Le Lonzac

Typical menus for 11€:

1. Potage (soup) or assiette de charcuterie (cold meats with salad)
2. Plat du jour (could be anything: entrecôte et frites, confit de canard, tête de veau, moules et frites...)
3. Assiette de fromages - a generous cheese board, with an odd number of different cheeses, usually 5 or 7 (for some reason, they don't place an even number on the board).
4. Dessert du jour - Mousse au chocolat, crème caramel, îles-flotantes, tarte aux pommes (recipes will follow in future posts).
5. Small black coffee.
6. You also get at least 1 glass of wine, which the drivers mix with water.

When moules et frites are featured, the restaurants are booked solid. The French adore their mussels and so do I, but not Peter, who asks for a steak instead.

Some of the main courses are delicious, but some are an acquired taste, if you ever acquire it. Tête de veau is a good example. I know people who would not touch the "nasty" bits of any animal and would never entertain the idea of having any of it. I have no problem eating the head of a beef calf, the problem is the sauce. There are two traditional recipes, one where the meat comes swimming in vinegar and another, more subtle, mustard based. I once ordered the vinegar version by mistake and it repeated on me for three days! Never again. Peter had confit de canard (duck), and now he takes great pleasure saying how delicious it was whenever I tell my tale of woe.

Tête de veau

Confit de canard

The French finish work between 5:30 and 7pm. We noticed that our neighbours across the road have soup for dinner everyday and nicknamed them Monsieur & Madame Soupe. We've been told it's a very Correzien habit. Monsieur Soupe has a very nice vegetable garden which we can see from the kitchen window. We can see at least 6 such gardens from our window!

Another French peculiarity is that they use veggies to make soup and stock but aren't very enthusiastic about actually eating the stuff.

The Brits eat their veg, but tend to have a heavy meal later in the day (The old fashioned still have meat, potatoes and two veg, boiled). In Brazil, eating habits are similar to the French and in Spain they take it to extremes, taking most of the day off for a heavy lunch and siesta followed by some work and a heavy meal from 10pm onwards.

If you have any stories about eating habits from other places, drop me an email and we could have a series of posts on this theme.

Bonus

Here are some photos of the region... it's really beautiful around here.

Collonges-la-Rouge

Donzenac

Turenne

Chamberet

Treignac

Uzerche

Caroline's Chicken

As I didn't photograph my own dish, here it is, served with asparagus, just to illustrate it

I have posted the starter for my Peter's birthday party. Now let's move on to the main course. I've learned this recipe a long time ago, from an Irish friend called Caroline and reinvented it over the years. This is the latest version, but still bearing her name.

Ingredients for the meaty bits

2 or 3 pieces of chicken per person (breast or thigh off the bone, depending on personal preferences. I'm a thigh enthusiast and don't do breast)
1 or 2 rashers of smoked bacon per portion of chicken
Finely chopped garlic. (A little or a lot, depending on how much you like it)
A good sprinkling of dried oregano and parsley
Salt and pepper to taste
Extra virgin olive oil

Ingredients for sauce

3/4 of a pint of milk (adjust depending on number of guests. You want a decent amount of sauce)
Generous amounts of grated cheese. I used Emmenthal, Comté and Parmesan, but it also works with Cheddar instead of the first two.
Dry white wine - 1 or 2 glasses, you decide
3 heaped teaspoons of cornflour (known in the US as cornstarch - it's the fine white stuff, not the gritty, yellow stuff used to make tortillas)
A knob of butter.
Salt and white pepper to taste (bear in mind that the cheeses and the bacon are already salty, so keep tasting and adjusting it as you go)

Cooking

Season the chicken pieces with the garlic, herbs, salt (not too much, remember the bacon!) and pepper, drizzle with some olive oil, then massage all the pieces really well and leave to stand for a while (15 minutes or a bit longer will do). Shape the pieces into neat roundish shapes, arranging them artistically in an ovenproof dish, then wrap each piece with the bacon. Cook in a pre-heated oven at 180C/350F for approximately 40 minutes or until chicken is cooked and bacon is crispy. Transfer the pieces of chicken to another ovenproof dish (why did I bother to do it artistically the first time?) and return to the oven. Skim the oil from the resulting juices and proceed to make the sauce.

To make the sauce, dissolve the cornstarch with some of the milk, add the rest of the milk, the knob of butter, wine, the skimmed juices from above and the cheeses. Cook it gently stirring the sauce all the time. If too thin add more dissolved cornstarch, if too thick, add more milk or wine. Taste, adjust seasoning and pour over the chicken. Leave it in the oven for a few more minutes, sprinkle with some chopped parsley or chives (for colour) and serve.

I served this dish with roast potatoes, Julienne carrots and garlic mushrooms (sliced and gently fried in butter with lashings of finely chopped garlic and fresh parsley).

Whilst I enjoy cooking, I'm not a purist and cut corners by using cornstarch instead of making a proper roux with proper flour for sauces. If you're less lazy and more of a foodie, do it that way and you'll be happier with the results...

You will notice that all quantities are approximate. I have great difficulty following recipes and tend to cook by ear - whatever looks, tastes and feels right as I go along is just fine! Do experiment and adjust here and there until you're happy.

Our friends loved it and talked about it for days, so I'm not as chaotic as it seems...

The next installment will bring you the dessert, a cheat's version of Crème Caramel.

UPDATE

I cooked Caroline's Chicken tonight and took a photo:

What's in a name?

The name of the blog may seem strange, coming from a food enthusiast, but there is an explanation.

We live in an apartment on two floors. On the first level we have only the kitchen and a storage room, everything else is upstairs, including serious distractions such as my computer and the TV.

Our cooker is electric, so I can't see a flame. Being an absent minded and easily distracted "masterchef," I have on occasions reduced to a gentle heat only to find out sometime later that I turned the wrong knob to mark 1, leaving my food boiling away on mark 6. While I'm happily surfing the internet or watching the TV, things are rapidly developing down in the kitchen.

The mad dash downstairs happens when Peter asks "Do I smell burning?"

Then we have omelette for dinner...

(I have also left one of the rings on mark 1 all night!)

Prawn Bisque

I served this yummy bisque for my husband's birthday and it was a success! The beauty of this recipe is that nothing is wasted and the results are delicious.

Ingredients

Allow 3 or 4 large prawns per person. (I used pre-cooked)
2 or 3 cloves of garlic, finely chopped
1 carrot
1 leek (white bits only)
1 pint fish stock (I didn't have any, so used a chicken stock cube!)
2 glasses of dry white wine
4 heaped tbspoons of double cream
1 or 2 tbspoons of sweet paprika (you may add more later, for colour)
salt and pepper to taste

Cooking

Remove heads and shells of prawns, leaving the tail. Place all the debris in the pan, together with the chopped carrot and leek, the garlic and all the rest. Adjust the quantity of water according to the number of guests. Bring to the boil, then reduce the heat and simmer for 1 hour. Strain through a fine sieve, pressing to extract all the juices. Return to pan, add the cream (you can vary the quantity for thickness and colour, as you wish), heat gently, taste, adjust seasoning and serve with French bread.

Presentation

I seasoned the prawns with lemon, pepper, garlic, parsley and olive oil after I finished beheading and shelling them, then hooked them to the rim of the soup bowls. A sprig of dill or parsley completes the presentation.

Voilà!

My friend posted a photo of our group with the prawn bisque on Facebook. It doesn't look as glamorous as the one from the recipe book, but hey, it was nice enough...

Welcome!

I would like to welcome my palingater friends to this peaceful, tasty corner. I hope we can share recipes, food trivia and cooking tips.

The blog has a search facility and instead of The Palingates, the sidebar will have The Recipes, grouped as starters, main courses, desserts, treats and other stuff. This feature will be activated when I have enough recipes...

I look forward to our virtual dinner parties in this Palin-free zone.

Bon appétit!